Random Thoughts of KISIN
SHOW TIME !!!

SHOW TIME !!!

I NEED THIS FOR REASONS!!!

I NEED THIS FOR REASONS!!!

the-actual-universe:

Lunar EclipseOn the night of April 14/15, Monday going into Tuesday, there will be a total eclipse of the Moon visible from a large area on Earth.This graphic shows where the best viewing will be; far western Europe will get a glimpse of the eclipse as it starts closet to 6:00 UTC, but North and South America will largely get the full show.6:00 UTC is 2:00 a.m. Eastern Daylight time, so this eclipse will happen in the dead of night, but could well be an excuse to get up (if it isn’t supposed to rain for you, as it is for me. Sigh). The full extent of the eclipse should be around 3:00 to 4:30 a.m.The Earth casts a shadow in two parts; the penumbra, a hazy outer-shadow and the umbra, a darker inner shadow. The two sections occur as a consequence of the geometry – since the sun isn’t a single point of light but instead has a diameter to it, there is an inner focused area to the shadow and an outer area where some light paths are clear but others are blocked.There are actually several spacecraft orbiting the moon right now, including the LADEE mission and the LRO mission which has an incredible set of cameras on it, so it’s plausible we might get a nice view of this lunar eclipse taken from the Moon if the orbits work right.This will be the first of 4 lunar eclipses within the next 2 years, so if you don’t get good weather for this one, keep an eye out for the next one this fall.-JBBFull details

the-actual-universe:

Lunar Eclipse
On the night of April 14/15, Monday going into Tuesday, there will be a total eclipse of the Moon visible from a large area on Earth.

This graphic shows where the best viewing will be; far western Europe will get a glimpse of the eclipse as it starts closet to 6:00 UTC, but North and South America will largely get the full show.
6:00 UTC is 2:00 a.m. Eastern Daylight time, so this eclipse will happen in the dead of night, but could well be an excuse to get up (if it isn’t supposed to rain for you, as it is for me. Sigh). The full extent of the eclipse should be around 3:00 to 4:30 a.m.

The Earth casts a shadow in two parts; the penumbra, a hazy outer-shadow and the umbra, a darker inner shadow. The two sections occur as a consequence of the geometry – since the sun isn’t a single point of light but instead has a diameter to it, there is an inner focused area to the shadow and an outer area where some light paths are clear but others are blocked.

There are actually several spacecraft orbiting the moon right now, including the LADEE mission and the LRO mission which has an incredible set of cameras on it, so it’s plausible we might get a nice view of this lunar eclipse taken from the Moon if the orbits work right.

This will be the first of 4 lunar eclipses within the next 2 years, so if you don’t get good weather for this one, keep an eye out for the next one this fall.

-JBB

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

Von Follies by Dita Von Teese // Valentine’s Day 2014 (x)

You’d destroy me, and I’d let you.
7 Word Poem  (via painlock)
hershethings:

Tina!

hershethings:

Tina!

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

Wacky sock Wednesday!!!
(Is that a thing?)
[Screw it, I’m making it a thing]

Wacky sock Wednesday!!!
(Is that a thing?)
[Screw it, I’m making it a thing]

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.